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"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

Posted July 21, 2010 12:30

"You're killin me smalls"

Posted July 07, 2010 14:21

"You know, I'm getting input here that I'm reading as relatively hostile."

Posted June 01, 2010 17:28

"I'm hung over, my knees are killin' me and if you're going to pull this shit at least you could've said you were from the Yankees."

Posted May 06, 2010 17:31

Thanks for the add!

Posted June 01, 2010 17:17

"And I like Vicky and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I liked them too!"

Posted April 26, 2010 15:57

hey

Posted April 29, 2010 14:30

"Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly? I'm not getting a sig' on my beeper."

Posted April 12, 2010 11:54

"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."

Posted March 30, 2010 10:39

	Hi! thanks for asking for Chile, I live in a strong country and we can overcome all the bad things. Posted April 12, 2010 09:40
	Allllllrrrrighty Then!!!! Posted March 31, 2010 15:57

Snow sucks!!!

Posted March 24, 2010 11:47

"Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?"

Posted March 10, 2010 11:20

"That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?"

Posted February 23, 2010 16:06

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